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Definição de felicidade segundo o fake Steve Ballmer:

Happiness is knowing that people will buy your product regardless of it’s quality!
Happiness is Being CEO of that company!
Happiness is knowing you can’t be fired because you have “compromising” photos of the company founder!
Happiness is being able to ignore Time and NewsWeek reviews of your performance!
Happiness is having a Board of Directors who will rubberstamp your every whim!
Happiness is being able to write a fake blog about yourself and getting away with it!
Happiness is having $17,028,080,056 in a secret Caymans island account!
Happiness is having a ZunePhone Halographic!

Happiness is knowing that people will buy your product regardless of it’s quality!
Happiness is Being CEO of that company!
Happiness is knowing you can’t be fired because you have “compromising” photos of the company founder!
Happiness is being able to ignore Time and NewsWeek reviews of your performance!
Happiness is having a Board of Directors who will rubberstamp your every whim!
Happiness is being able to write a fake blog about yourself and getting away with it!
Happiness is having $17,028,080,056 in a secret Caymans island account!
Happiness is having a ZunePhone Halographic!

by: The Secret Diary of Steve Ballmer

Written by @antoniofonseca

terça-feira, 20 outubro, 2009 às 11:47 pm

Publicado em Humor

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